When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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