It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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