Define "chronic" masturbator.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
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once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
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Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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