Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Randomize
