Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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