i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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