question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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