Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
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He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
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No...this little piggys going to the bar
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
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