just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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