we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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