yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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