we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Randomize
