if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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