Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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