Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
