we're blogging at a bar
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
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