So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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