she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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