ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
You can't motorboat a personality
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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