Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
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Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
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I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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