Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
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he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
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Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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