Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
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today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
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I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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