have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
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