all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
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