i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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