Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
i drank out of a bidet.
There's always time for handjobs
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Randomize
