we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
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Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
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Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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