You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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