How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
Randomize
