If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
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We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
So squirting runs in the family.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
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She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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