Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Is Oprah even human
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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