So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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