Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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