I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
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There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
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My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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