It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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