good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
Randomize