and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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