come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
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as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
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I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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