If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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