I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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