You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
he shaved USA in his pubs
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
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I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
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literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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