Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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