Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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