I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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