brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
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in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
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NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Drunk is a universal language darling
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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