Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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