You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
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