id be glad to
Me. At least after what I've been through.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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