This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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