try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
