it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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