yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
