Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Randomize
