I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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