I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
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i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
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Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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