Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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