Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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